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splinky

adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)
Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.
by Michele Morris April 26, 2006
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shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.
SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it
by Randizzle August 31, 2004
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splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008
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sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.
"You are such a sploinburger"
by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007
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Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.
CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!
by Unperdictible May 2, 2006
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Sploinky

Another name for the male penis
Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
by John Persona October 4, 2022
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Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.
Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
by GCess19 August 27, 2016
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