Me: Do you like to make love?
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.
Spleak: I don't know
Me: But you have made love before right?
Spleak: Yeah.
by hollymatronic December 15, 2008
Get the Spleak mug.The act of inhaling a sheesha and a spliff at the same time.
Spleeshing is commonly performed when stoned
Side affects include - partial blindness
Spleeshing is commonly performed when stoned
Side affects include - partial blindness
Salutations companion, fancy trying a spleesha?
Hey man, want to go spleesh?
OMG he's spleeshing his fucking balls off.
Dude i was totally spleeshless last night
Fuck man, dan's having a spleeshure!
Hey man, want to go spleesh?
OMG he's spleeshing his fucking balls off.
Dude i was totally spleeshless last night
Fuck man, dan's having a spleeshure!
by Superultramegapenis05 July 31, 2009
Get the Spleesha mug.A competitive sport in a 3D sandbox indie game called Minecraft. Gameplay consists of removing floor blocks from a stadium to make other players fall through the floor. The last player standing is declared the winner. After the game the floor is filled back in and the players compete again. Spleef is played in a specialized "Spleef Arena" composed of the main Spleef floor, a viewing area, and a lower floor to catch losers. The name is a pun on the word Grief, as the players resemble Griefers trying to make the other players fall through a floor.
by Tekwerk September 3, 2010
Get the Spleef mug.The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.
Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"
Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"
by nublar December 10, 2004
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by cat-tron3000 February 2, 2008
Get the splee mug.1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
by ilias January 23, 2005
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