Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!

by thedude24 April 11, 2010

Splasty

A move performed during a sexual encounter where you vomit in the female's butthole and she diahrreas on your new jacket.

I like when I get wasted because it's a good opportunity for my girlfriend to drop me a good splasty

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

slartibartfast

Character from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'. Slartibartfast helped build Earth and won an award for Norway. He most enjoys making the little rocky bits around the edges of countries.

My name is... slartibartfast... i told you it wasn't important

by Yalo May 16, 2005

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 10, 2009

sparta owned

owning a large army solo or with a limited amount of people

you just got sparta owned!!!!

by mushroomkiller January 24, 2008

Spartan Slap

The act of slapping, moving your entire arm in a " slow motion" to seem as if you are in slow motion, when your palm is 5cm away from the subjects face, the speed increases so you slap them hard.
this creates the effect used in the movie 300.
it also looks funny

James: so yeah i was walking dow-
Sai: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Spartan slap)

by msholtishot October 1, 2009

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010