spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

skitzy

When your mind just goes all over the place; thinking, but not responding. Keeping thoughts all to yourself, pressure building up inside, thus, feeling as if everything is just skipping and running around inside your brain. On the verge of breakdown from overload.

1. Joanne is such a skitz. The drug chase has got her actin like a fiend.

2. I feel so skitzy lately. I don't know where the hell these thoughts are coming from and they're moving too fast I can't understand!

by jenny May 18, 2004

Spetzed

A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.

Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!

The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.

by J P Lankz June 4, 2019

spitzerized

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.

Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.

by gregben December 31, 2021

Spitzer Girl

A prostitute. A street walker. A lady of the night

That govenor dude really picked up a hot spitzer girl.

by Jeffs Dad March 15, 2008