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by miikeonthecob December 7, 2011
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Spatula

1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!
1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!
by Natalie Neuberger April 16, 2005
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Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010
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Dick-Spatula

A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."

GF: "How'd that go?"

Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."

GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"

Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012
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Spatula

When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013
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spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"
by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
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spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 2, 2005
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