spellunking

The act of icy cold water splashing against your ass during defication.

That turd spellunked cold water up my asshole.

by DzNutz January 27, 2004

spellunking

The act of taking a shit while naked

I was about to get in the shower but then I realized had to make a doodie, so I went spellunking

by Jerusalen January 17, 2009

Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.

After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Spelunking

When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know

When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking

by One crazy week September 12, 2011

SPURLUNKING

the sport of toilet games that requires the art of sitting upright on the john and aimed directly over the top of one's penis head with ones mouth, followed by a well placed and slowly dropped lugie from the mouth onto the head of one's penis while on the toilet.

Today children we will be learning to potty train and after I the teacher will help you with your SPURLUNKING technique.

by Michael Mancuso aka. C++ March 2, 2004

Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".

"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"

by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008

spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011