fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...

"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

by dynamitephil November 24, 2013

Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards

" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"

by revnhigh August 22, 2012

Cinny and speedo

So cinny is male so speedo is GAY

Bread: me and the BOYS (only cinny) so cinny and speedo are gay

by Scott (dipshit) April 23, 2021

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

Speedo

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...

I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.

by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024