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Speaking from your rectum

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...
by W_L January 7, 2010
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speanking

the act of having downward-dog mildly suicidal sex with multiple people
That speanking frat ritual was weird...
by CummyMcCumFace February 2, 2017
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speaking italics

When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.
"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"

"My dude is speaking italics."
by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020
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Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
by SteliosD October 31, 2019
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I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"
Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!
by Onehighjump February 20, 2017
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Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023
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