spazz attack 

The act of giving someone the most intense orgasm they will ever experience in their entire life.

When you said you were going to give me a spazz attack, I really didn't expect IT to be that f**king incredible!

spazz attack by Matt Spazz October 31, 2007

Spazz wagon 

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

Spazz wagon by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Spazz Douche 

An extremely ignorant person.

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.

Spazz Douche by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012

spazz bag 

A weirdo

Dude you're a fucking spazz bag

spazz bag by Purple fish July 18, 2017

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz 

A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?

"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"

Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz by bechamel lars June 6, 2019

Spazzmatic adjustable spazz 

When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.

You are such a spazz you are spazzmatic adjustable spazz!

Spazzmatic adjustable spazz by M. Sean January 13, 2009

cigarette spazz 

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

cigarette spazz by Steven-O January 11, 2010