Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011

spaff

a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!

by belsmith the belsniff June 11, 2015

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006