Main Entry: Soviet Rage
Pronunciation: \ˈsō-vē-ˌet ˈrāj\
Function: Noun
A rare form of unconsciousness where the victim often blacks out, either from stress or anger; often this symptom is accompanied by uncontrolled, furious bouts of violence whilst the victim is unaware of his actions. Often the subject wakes up after these bouts to find himself completely unaware of the destruction and chaos that he has caused. Although the name suggests that this sickness pertains to Communist leaders in Russia, many other party members across the world often suffer from this disease, as it is inherent in the genetic makeup of many communist politicians.
Pronunciation: \ˈsō-vē-ˌet ˈrāj\
Function: Noun
A rare form of unconsciousness where the victim often blacks out, either from stress or anger; often this symptom is accompanied by uncontrolled, furious bouts of violence whilst the victim is unaware of his actions. Often the subject wakes up after these bouts to find himself completely unaware of the destruction and chaos that he has caused. Although the name suggests that this sickness pertains to Communist leaders in Russia, many other party members across the world often suffer from this disease, as it is inherent in the genetic makeup of many communist politicians.
Josef Stalin suffered from severe bouts of Soviet rage; After his tirade following the betrayal by Nazi Germany, he awoke to find himself surrounded by smoke, death, and destruction - when the chaos settled, 60 million people were killed, Europe was ravaged by war and many more suffered from Stalin's Soviet Rage.
Mao Zedong forced millions on the march during the Great Leap Forward - Although he gained supernatural strength from his bouts of Soviet Rage, many others who could not keep up were killed in the arduous journey.
Pol Pot suffered from so much Soviet Rage, that he committed the Cambodian Massacre - When he woke from his terrible crusade of violence on his deathbed, he killed himself from the guilt.
Sargent Reznov, voiced by Gary Oldman, is a fictional character who exemplifies the terrible effects of Soviet Rage - he is undaunted by thousands of bullet wounds, grenade blasts, explosions and other injuries of the like, and often shows no remorse for German soldiers, who he frequently executes in glee. His constant shouting, dark hatred, and even a lack of sympathy of his own comrades, shows the terrible side effects of Soviet Rage.
Mao Zedong forced millions on the march during the Great Leap Forward - Although he gained supernatural strength from his bouts of Soviet Rage, many others who could not keep up were killed in the arduous journey.
Pol Pot suffered from so much Soviet Rage, that he committed the Cambodian Massacre - When he woke from his terrible crusade of violence on his deathbed, he killed himself from the guilt.
Sargent Reznov, voiced by Gary Oldman, is a fictional character who exemplifies the terrible effects of Soviet Rage - he is undaunted by thousands of bullet wounds, grenade blasts, explosions and other injuries of the like, and often shows no remorse for German soldiers, who he frequently executes in glee. His constant shouting, dark hatred, and even a lack of sympathy of his own comrades, shows the terrible side effects of Soviet Rage.
by Dr.Rage, PhD September 1, 2009
Get the Soviet Rage mug.1. When your saluting sergent gets slammed into a door.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
1.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
by Clifford B. April 7, 2005
Get the Soviet Doorstop mug.Related Words
by dj_gs68 November 13, 2003
Get the Soviet Union mug.by Chickenhutftw November 13, 2017
Get the Soviet prussia mug.by Imm0rtalGam3r May 7, 2018
Get the soviet america mug.1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon
2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.
Prisoner: What's that?
Officer: Soviet pressure torture.
Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
Prisoner: What's that?
Officer: Soviet pressure torture.
Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011
Get the Soviet Pressure Torture mug.A country that still exists. The Soviets tricked us into thinking that they broke up in the 90s, but they really didn't.
The reason why the Siovet Union did not break up in the 90s was because they had no reason to. Bigger country=more power.
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
Get the Soviet Union mug.