A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).
person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure
person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.
person1: Too soon.
person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.
person1: Too soon.
by Attomar November 26, 2007
Get the too soonmug. old west..1.refuse to answer questions when asked.2.current.a person pleading his/her fifth amendment right.3.Ask no questions tell no lies.
Check it out cowboy motherfucker fucking Jake..Fuck you, I'd a soon not even as met you as answer your question..
by anonymous April 20, 2018
Get the I'd a soon notmug. Bong Soon is the strongest, most determined girl you'll ever meet. Besides her love of sleep, she's ready to pass through any and every challenge.
Random person: Hey, did you hear about the little girl that took out 20 people at the construction site?
Random person #2: I don't believe that.
Random person: I heard her name is bong soon.
Random person #2: I don't believe that.
Random person: I heard her name is bong soon.
by urmumsahoe July 19, 2018
Get the bong soonmug. Often used sarcastically, with the implication that something may not happen as "soon" as suggested.
Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.
Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.
by Audrec January 24, 2017
Get the soon™mug. Soon Raccoon is the sidekick/antagonist/trickster (in opposition to protagonist Emily Graslie) in the narrative world of the Brain Scoop.
In appearence Soon Raccon is a stuffed raccoon often depicted wearing antlers although that is seldom the case in the actual episodes.
He currently resides at the Chicago Field Museum on loan from his native home at Philip L. Wright Zoological Museum.
He has creepy little hands and is an apt drummer.
In appearence Soon Raccon is a stuffed raccoon often depicted wearing antlers although that is seldom the case in the actual episodes.
He currently resides at the Chicago Field Museum on loan from his native home at Philip L. Wright Zoological Museum.
He has creepy little hands and is an apt drummer.
by the Imaginationshow May 26, 2014
Get the Soon Raccoonmug. 
1) a loved one who is treated as both a partner and an offspring (inspired by Woody Allen's marriage to his adopted daughter, Soon-Yi)
2) the act of legally adopting a partner as a dependent, typically for monetary reasons
2) the act of legally adopting a partner as a dependent, typically for monetary reasons
1) You are my child-bride, my little soon-yi forever.
2) Since gay marriage is not accepted in Kentucky I soon-yi'ed my partner so that we could enjoy all of the benefits of a legally-recognized family.
2) Since gay marriage is not accepted in Kentucky I soon-yi'ed my partner so that we could enjoy all of the benefits of a legally-recognized family.
by tazz999 December 24, 2012
Get the soon-yimug.