Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"

"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.

by ME SO IDIOT April 22, 2003

clock somebody

hitting someone over the head

Yo, did she just clock somebody with a broom!

by tas123 September 3, 2015

sammy somebody

The bestest person in the enitre world!

I heart sammy blake soo big!

by <3 December 7, 2004

Somebody to Love

Song by Queen. It pwns the song of the same name by Jefferson Airplane.

Written and sung by Freddie Mercury, it is a powerful ballad sung with surprising emotion. Jesus aint got nuthin on Queen.

DAMN YOU, URBAN DICTIONARY!
They won't let me post the lyrics to this song as it contains the word "somebody" too many times. I hate you all. I've taken out the 6th and 7th verse, but that doesn't they don't rock. They're basically just the song title repeated over and over agian.



Can anybody find me somebody to love
Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

Yeah
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) Can anybody find me somebody to love ?

(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love ?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright - he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

{6th verse}

{7th verse}

by Rampant Teamkiller July 6, 2004

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005

somebody toucha my spaghet

The famous phrase from "The three bears" cartoon.

"Somebody toucha my spaghet!"
"Mine-a too!"

by Koffayy May 1, 2018