ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

Sorbs

Soooooo adorbs.... -> soooooo adorable

Adrienne didn't want to come into work today but her negative attitude was overshadowed by her cute dress, most would say her dress is sorbs.

by Big Leaf Little Stick February 10, 2015

sobs

same old bull shit.

A: yooooooo wu??
B: nm u?
A: sobs

by rinkel October 11, 2009

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

Floppy Sombrero

When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.

She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.

by shit your balls September 12, 2008

Somsak

Dipping your nutsac in ink then proceeding to use the nutsac as a stylus and resting them on a piece of paper creating an excellent haiku.

"I was swamped with that english essay"...."Really? I just Somsaked that shit."

by None ur December 3, 2007

Somis

A small rural town located near the coast of southern California in Ventura County, at latitude 34.26 and longitude -119.00.

The town consists of little more than a few blocks of city street, but it does have its own post office and fire station, as well as several small grocery stores. Somis also has an elementary-through-middle school with a baseball field and a bus system.

The surrounding land is given over to endless orchards of oranges, lemons, avocados, and melons. In summer, days are sunny and hot while nights are clear and cool. The 118 freeway is one of the few major roads that cmoes anywhere near the town, although Somis did make statewide news when a train derailed in the vincinity.

Somis is such a small, out-of-the-way town that there are people in the neighboring city of Camarillo who have never even heard of it.

by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006