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Selvey

Another term for Cockblock.

A Selvey is certainly not a team player.

A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.

A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.

A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.

A Selvey shall die alone.
"WTF man!? You're such a fucking Selvey!!!"

Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
by Iodax February 14, 2010
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Rubik's cube solver

A person who can solve Rubik's cubes. and you are usually wowed or furious with him.
1. (person a) That kid just solved a Rubik's cube!

(person b) Really! That is so fricking amazing i cant explain it! What is that Rubik's cube solver's name?

2. (a) Grrrrr...

(b) Whats wrong?

(a) That guy/chick just solved my Rubik's cube.

(b) Wow! Why did that make you mad?

(a) I've been working on it for months and i finaly got a side. and then he/she comes along and says that he/she can solve it. I didn't believe him/her and i say prove it. Then he/ she solves it under a minute! I hate that Rubik's cube solver!

(b) Whatever dude! At least now you can put it down and get back to work!

(a) Grumble grumble grumble.....
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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Soleybi

The most Friendly girl you will ever meet. She can be EXTREMELY lazy but can also be very hyper. Her smile can brighten the room in a matter of seconds, but most Soleybi’s have braces

So if u ever get lucky enough to meet a Soleybi, Don’t loose her
Person 1:Soleybi is absolutely perfect
Person2: I know I want to be her
by UNKNOWN_123 1233 June 16, 2018
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Solvei

Solvei is a smart and positive girl who always gets what she wants. She likes music a lot and listen it all the time. Never underestimate her, she may look inocente but she really is not... She really loves animals in all shapes.
Have you seen Solvei? She is late for dinner
by solariana March 30, 2018
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Solveigh

An odd foreign word. Used as an adjective to describe people who dress like 80 year olds to look cool in the 21st century. They may also listen to records and criticize shoes that aren’t vans. They are unnecessarily kind to trick people into liking them, but who knows what they are really like 👀
me: wow that was very solveigh of you!
you: i’m sorry i’ll try to be more considerate :(
———————
me: wow i’m so mad we lost state football!
you: we deserved it, it was a good lesson for us to lose— i’m happy we lost!
me: that was very solveigh of you and i don’t appreciate it
by notaubree69 December 9, 2019
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solveig håland

butiful. wonderful and a fantastisk womans. she is strong and independent. has a butiful woys and is wery cering.
solveig håland is a wonderful person.
by sannnianma January 13, 2021
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Solveigh

Solveigh is a very special girl, that is often outside the norm of other people's thinking, but that doesn't mean it's not cool. Most people admire her for that. She is beautiful, funny, easy to talk to and very smart.
Me: wow is that Solveigh over there? I wish I had the courage to be like her.

You: Yeah, I agree
by NotSolveigh December 4, 2021
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