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Slompy Chompy

When they go for sloppy toppy, but they're a little hungry.
"She caught me by surprise with that slompy chompy last night. It was very painful, 0/10 do not recommend."
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Solplex

Solplex - a simple solution to a complex problem

Antonym - maulfthalph
Dude, I know global warming is a complex issue but to reduce fossil fuels is a solplex
by Evonk August 21, 2021
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solipsist

Someone who only perceives their own feelings, thoughts, and awareness of the world around them. For the solipsist, no other ways of perceptions or thinking is possible in the solipsist's mind, where in this solipsist's mind the notion is closed or terminated that any other mind exists but that of the solipsist and their limited and restricted view of the world.
The solipsistic person believed that her experiences and conclusions are representative of everyone's experiences and conclusions. She tended to see everything she experience in terms of herself and her own needs - personalizing what she saw regardless of the fact that her endless personalization of what she saw didn't make contextual sense.
by Dictionary2022 November 28, 2022
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The somp

To accidently or with meaning taking a shit when really drunk in a sofa at a friend's house.
-Hey, he just shat in Alice's sofa. It's dripping from his leg.

- Oh, did the somp!
by Rutzi May 15, 2023
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solpadol

pain killers
they make me feel nice
but they're really stong and i feel dizzy
"dude, i really need some solpadol, my back hurts real bad."
by Ellie Bloomfield April 21, 2006
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solipwned

The act or process by which one is owned in a game of solitaire.
Person 1: OMGWTF dude, I thought solitaire was a one person game.

Person 2: You just got solipwned, bitch!
by RobarTheray March 3, 2005
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solipsissyist

sol·ip·sis·sy·ist   –noun

1. one who practices solipsissyism -- the propensity to preoccupy oneself with, and indulge oneself in, public displays of excessive self-pity and similar emotions in a manner far exceeding the average person's humble efforts to manage the same challenges.

The solipsissyist usually thrives most in front of audiences from dozens to millions, and employs techniques such as self-aggrandizement, passive aggression, and public crying in discussing self-concerned matters only, all in an effort to garner empathy and pity from others, and frequently to channel the audience's emotions toward other more insidious agendas.

Solipsissyists will frequently avoid or pay only passing attention to the concept that others may have the same or greater challenges than they. Doing so would undermine the function that acts of solipsissyism plays in channeling cheaply-won public emotions toward other topics.

Etymology:

sol·ip·sism   –noun
1. Philosophy: the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.

sis·sy   –noun
1. an effeminate boy or man.
2. a timid or cowardly person.
3. a little girl.

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You *might* go blind? -- and you're a successful, middle-aged adult? My 5 year old son IS blind in one eye and going blind in the other, and I don't know yet if it can be effectively treated, and what the underlying problem is (which could be worse). And where's MY multi-million dollar bank account and personal support group of millions of unquestioning sheep? Yet you sit there in front of a national audience and cry about your problems as if none of the rest of us aren't already facing something like that (or worse) every day? What a FUCKING solipsissyist!!!

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by RedSweaterGirl July 20, 2010
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