softerness

Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.

by Eggyolked August 31, 2018

Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

by Airen521 February 7, 2021

sofisexual

someone inlove with sofi

me: i am sofisexual
person: who is sofi

by ballfondeler July 7, 2021

sofie

a fucking awesome girl. she usually has long, blonde hair and green or blue eyes. she is shy around people she doesn’t know, but is crazy around her friends. she hates country music and loves to sing but can’t carry a tune. she doesn’t think any guy would be interested in her, and she isn’t confident at all- but in reality, tons of people fall for her. she always follows the crowd and doesn’t want to care about what people think of her, but she still does.

sofie is the FINEST!

damn i wish she was my friend.

by slayingmyday March 21, 2022

Sofiel

A horny person trying to keep their relationship a secret

Sofiel's doing it with Chris again

by Im Batu Khan March 31, 2023

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014