Sober as a goat 

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

Sober as a goat by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sober Cab 

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

Sober Cab by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010

sober daddy 

A sober daddy is a absolute cat who avoids piss like the fucking plague.

“Listen to ya your a fucking sober daddy” Danen Crowell 2020

sober daddy by Ape Doughboy September 12, 2020

sober drunk 

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

sober drunk by Germ604 January 23, 2006

Sober Eye Dog 

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

Sober Eye Dog by larrydurango May 11, 2010

sober trip 

When you have been partying so hard and so long that being sober is a trip.

No thanks dude, I'm sober tripping today.

Whoa, everything is like so real.

sober trip by Tripdiddles March 30, 2009

Sober Bitch 

One whom watches the consumption of narcotics and psychoactives but does not partake in it's use.

Kyle was being a sober bitch.

Sober Bitch by ty&joey April 19, 2010