We spent hours looking for the great new bar John told us about, but it turned out to be a snark hunt.
by Lee Charles Kelley May 17, 2016
Get the snark hunt mug.A sexy, cool and smart girl, hotter than hell who has a lot of friends. She can be mean sometimes but her friends and the people around her still love her. She gets out of trouble easily and but overall is a dedicated and nice person.
by Random Meanings July 17, 2018
Get the Sherkia mug.my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
Get the fart snarker mug.1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
by scatterfan September 16, 2009
Get the parallel snarking mug.A creature defined in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark". Decribed as those creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch".
"If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”
by Snark Hunter April 18, 2008
Get the Snark mug.This is slang specific to Richmond, California. Richmond kids say "smerkish" where their counterparts in Oakland would say shady or scandalous. Smerkish can be used as a synonym for suspicious, wrong, sneaky, unfair - regarding any person or situation where someone is being treated badly. It can be an adjective, adverb, or verb; I've even heard people say, "Aw, she smerked you."
Maliq and his boys are posted on 4th and McDonald when a car full of Northers creeps by, mugging them. Maliq says, "Watch out - they smerkish" and reaches for his gun.
Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."
Later, Maliq asks a girl for her phone number and she laughs in his face. His parnter says, "Aw, she did you smerkish, blood."
by Ms. B April 30, 2006
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Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.
Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.
"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"
by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007
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