Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.

Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!

by amazing-hair January 20, 2011

Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

Snarfleblast

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

by vux December 25, 2007

scarfel the snarflees

To suck ones nut sacks

Hey woman, why don't you come over here and scarfel the snarflees.

by Phantom Lover April 10, 2008

Bone Snaffler

Bone Snaffler: When someone rails a line of coke of a guy's dick.

"Hey, where's gary?
Oh shit, look, he's over there giving that guy a bone snaffler."

by Notan Drew December 14, 2008

snarkle

verb/noun

A harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.

The joke he told was so funny I snarkled.

by shameekwa September 2, 2009

snargleburger

One's vagina

How dare you talk about my snargleburger in front of all the servants of Downton Abbey!

by the Magic Tortoise January 30, 2012