dick's sporting goods

A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!

Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?

Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!

by shadowm626 March 2, 2009

Dick's Sporting Goods

The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.

Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes August 27, 2017

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

snortingly

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013