a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!
by gen gen August 08, 2004
by SeanMarcusJamieson December 07, 2009
When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.
by hobo77 August 19, 2008
slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.
"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."
by yummyfavors April 17, 2009
by shayshay0812 February 24, 2018
The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...
by gengen August 07, 2004