SMLUTAWL

Superman My Life Up The Ass Without Lube.

Dude 1: Dood, I fucked Ginava last night and now there are some weird looking bumps all over my body...ffffFUCK is going awnnnn
Dude 2: That's like, AIDS cancer shit brahhh, you got 7 days to live mannnn, plus we're out of dank shettt mmmbuiiii
Dude 1: awww SHIT, SMLUTAWL

by BL4ZN May 7, 2010

Smlz

In Urban Language Smlz Mean Smiles

lol Smlz

by Kxng JJ January 27, 2018

Smlong

When something is both small but long at the same time.

That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

SMLJ

Acronym for Simi Lanjiao. A hokkien vulgarity. Lanjiao literally means penis in Hokkien. Its commonly used in Asian countries, especially Singapore.

SMLJ, that sergeant major made me do extra guard duties for the weekend.

by HokkienPeng July 10, 2010

Smlosh

/sh-mu-lo-əsh/
(informal)

verb
The consumption of the Cannabaceae, indigenous to and originating from Asia, in such a manner that the plant material is not altered in any way (heat, additives, etc.). The prematurely cut flower buds move to the intestinal track to be converted to feces.
... or to simply eat weed.

(this term does not apply to edibles)

"Damn I spilled my weed everywhere, you wanna smlosh it with me?"
"Oh shit the cops, smlosh this half, I'll smlosh the other!"
"I made a pilgrimage through the desert, I'm so dranmp I need to smlosh"

by IrDranmp November 19, 2018

smlo

abbreviation of the term "suck my left one", usually followed up by an exclamation mark, or a bitchslap if offline. this is to be said when someone makes a ridiculous comment or insults you in a banterous way.

Adam: Alex, I hope you test positive for chlamydia.
Alex: SMLO! *slap* dick fam

by baddamanfo'lyffeerudeboii March 31, 2010

smlu

Suck My Left Udder

Jeffrey: Man, Taylor is such a f**ker!
Bob: I know right? She can SMLU!
Jeffrey: Woah.

by zhdelta April 12, 2011