Hoe Slinger

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.

"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."

by Fe Halez December 5, 2022

dope slinger

A drug dealer, especially one who deals hard drugs, such as coke, meth, and heroin.

Did you hear? Some junkie shot two dope slingers on the corner of East 7th and A.

by JaggedJesus December 6, 2007

smigger

Slang for an african-american Smurf.

Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...

by boohiss August 10, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Singe the Lemon

Accidentally (or even intentionally) biting, nibbling, or scraping your teeth on a woman's clitoris.

I didn't mean to singe the lemon, but now Sarah hates me.

by spidermonkeywaaaaah! October 1, 2006

Singerman

Derogatory word used to describe specify Superman as seen in SUPERMAN RETURNS as opposed to in any other vehicle. Named for director Bryan Singer whose Superman movie featured the Man of Steel--played by a lackluster pretty boy--doing unbearably out of character stuff.

Singerman left everyone behind for five years. Singerman got Lois pregnant. Singerman peeked into her house out of jealousy. Superman would never do that shit.

by Nightwing83 June 24, 2008

Sminept

Social media inept. People that are not only socially inept, but also social media inept. They click "like" on the wrong things on Facebook. They make "wrong" comments on people's Facebook posts and then don't know how to delete them. They post selfies on Instagram and Snapchat that should never have been taken. Companies and individuals can suffer from this problem.

"OMG, my dad is so sminept, he just 'liked' a picture of my best friend in her swimsuit"

by Ciport July 28, 2014