shartina is a doll that everyone in the world really likes to throw on school roofs. she is very very very slay and people call her satanic. Though she is the best girly pop in the universe. Shartina is also an important artifact to the shartina cults' lives. As she has helped them through very hard times. The story of shartina is a girl named tina in floptropica. But unfortunately she got sharted on. She is now our best friend.
person 1 - Hey did you hear mr mardell was crawling on the roof..?
person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.
Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.
person 2 - Yeah, it's just shartina bro no worries.
Miss dillon - YOU ARE YEAR 6.
by shartina June 15, 2023
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Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
by Smatting April 26, 2015
Get the Smatting mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012
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A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.
A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.
by Johet January 9, 2014
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Get the Smarticle Particles mug.A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
by steinekrieg January 17, 2021
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