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smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.
"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005
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smackout

When a person chews the face of themselves due to excessive drug taking
by mark mckenna December 15, 2004
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Smackbottom

A vast family of old & middle English speakers who once sponsored a royal circus and learned to walk tightropes. They seek only fun and enjoyment and hold no dislike for anyone.
Hark! You approach the Smackbottom ménage! Within may ye stumble forth into thine fleshy bosom of the pedigreed Snickerpussy progeny!
by Baroness Snickerpussy Smackbottom September 26, 2006
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Deliver the Smackdown

adj: to inflict serious pain on another
When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him
by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003
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wwe smackdown

WWE Smackdown is a show that comes on every Friday created by the WWE (world wide entertainment)
Do you watch WWE Smackdown?

No but i do watch WWE Raw!

You should watch it. It comes on every Friday!

Oh, ok. Thanks!
by animallover July 9, 2014
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smacky

To Smacky is to slap your cock around with the aim of creating self-pleasure, but you do it because you're angry at your penis for being gay.
1. He got a boner from watching Christian Bale undress, so he began to smacky his dick immediately.

2. "Dude, I found out I was gay last night, so I smackied my chode for hours."
by TRONICUS August 17, 2009
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SmackDown

The WWE show, shown on Thursday nights, which carries the substandard WWE wrestlers. Is the competition for WWE RAW, which is the authority of WWE TV shows. Their titles are the WWE Championship, WWE Tag Team Championships, and the Cruiserweight Championship.
Damn, no wonder he's not on RAW; SmackDown's the only suitable place for his suckiness.
by Dodd December 6, 2003
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