Smackbottom

A vast family of old & middle English speakers who once sponsored a royal circus and learned to walk tightropes. They seek only fun and enjoyment and hold no dislike for anyone.

Hark! You approach the Smackbottom ménage! Within may ye stumble forth into thine fleshy bosom of the pedigreed Snickerpussy progeny!

by Baroness Snickerpussy Smackbottom September 26, 2006

smack bottom bang

Smacking the bottom while plowing

Something so sweet you can't help but smack it while you hit it, smack bottom bang

by [e-mail] April 10, 2015

Sockbottom

An asshole which has been stretched during sex, therefore making it hang to the floor in a way that a sock would hang from a washing line.

' Hey Phil, did you manage to find Dot earlier '

' Yes and her dress was shorter today so I nearly saw her hanging 'Sockbottom'

sock asshole bum dot cotton sockbottom

by carrotpatch200 October 19, 2016