Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Slurp that stew

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.

Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!

by Da Boglin November 6, 2010

slurp ramp

A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."

I came thrice on the slurp ramp!

I swallowed 20 guys on the slurp ramp.

by faggotsex October 15, 2008

derk slurp

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!

Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf

by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020

Circle Slurp

A circle slurp is similar to a circle jerk. However, in a circle slurp the group of people can be male or female and they give and receive oral sex forming a human chain.

Bill- "Holy Shit! that was one fucking dirty circle slurp!"

Sandy- "Yah, my throat hurts!"

by sa6nd9y April 17, 2010

colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.

I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better

by negrisnog December 20, 2019