Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

Slovakian camel toe

When a male pulls his jeans to the point where the crotch seem has one nut on one side and the other nut on the other side.

Hey dude you need to lower your jeans, your Slovakian camel toe is showing.

by Husky fella July 31, 2023

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.

Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.

Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.

by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023

Slovakian Lolly-bag

And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.

“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my

Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025