sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Slooped

When something is slanted down

Dang your eyes looked slooped

by Devnnot July 17, 2022

Sloop

Sloop n. /slû-p/ someone who is prone to letting things slip

God Katy is such a sloop, she really can’t keep a secret!

by ikeforpresident May 31, 2018

Sloop

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.

“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Sloop

A response to an obvious yes answer.

“Did you just eat the last cookie?”

“Sloop!”

by Thrush December 28, 2020

Sloop

Sleepy chick with big Schlong energy

Look at Sloop slingin that Schlong

by Schlong slooper February 4, 2022