two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

Slooty Nickel

A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.

JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?

by CaliforniaDreaming15 June 10, 2010

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016

Key-Slot Asshole

After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.

Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!

by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019

deus ex slot machina

A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.

Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?

Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...

by atds June 20, 2009

Mail Slot

When the top of the crack of someone's huge ass can be seen because of low-waisted pants or shorts, and the gap is so wide or large that a parcel or large envelope could fit. Not to be confused with Coin Slot, a much smaller crack that accommodates change.

In the parking lot today at Wal-Mart I saw an enormous woman clammer off of her mobility scooter and load her groceries into her busted-ass minivan. She was showing off her Mail Slot when she slid the door closed to head back to the trailer park. The gap must have been four inches across.

by Chef Dick August 10, 2009

sloothy

To be very sneeky, and undetected.

Cy was very sloothy as she moved thru the walmart arena, searching out her opponents.

by Super Cy July 8, 2005