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suckcession

A series of epic fails.
In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.
by voodooKobra July 24, 2010
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blackcess

When a white person is granted "access" to black lingo.
Tyrone gave me blackcess and so now I can hang out in the hood
by kofieyeboah November 2, 2014
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slackfest

1. A gathering of slackers large or small. Can be positive or negative.
2. A group of persons who are supposed to be working but are not.
3. A group, comapny, or any organization that accomplishes nothing.
1. Duuuuuuuuude, come on over, Adam is here with his PS2, a four-foot bong, and an eighth of orange chronny-chron. It's an awsome slackfest!

2. Hey, I told you guys to re-do those purchase orders yesterday! This isn't a slackfest dammit!

3. Did you hear about the slackfest happening at SuperCorp? They're going totally bankrupt!
by nooneofanyimportance November 25, 2005
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workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working
Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments
by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014
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suckcess

(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.
"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"
by Christophe McLovern May 3, 2008
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Slackcessionist

Someone who signs a petition on the internet to secede from their country, but is too lazy and disinterested to do anything further.
"Dude, check out this White House petition--Texas is chock full of slackcessionists!"
by Axolotl November 27, 2012
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Sackless Cunt

Someone who always pussies out on shit and doesnt like to party
"Hey bro come do some bridge jumping" "Nah i dont want to " " Fucken sackless cunt"
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