stupid abbreviations which sound
like they've got nothing to do with the word. the most
annoying is the sort spoken by teenage, black
chavs. speak so fast you can't understand a word (you're probably not supposed to) and they might as well be MCing.
babe, you betta hav me sum booty on ya or u ain't cummin' 2 town wit me.
translation=
sweet girlfriend, you had better have brought some money with you, otherwise you can't come to town with me.