Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.

"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.

by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012

Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020

Skyrim

The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.

"I'm addicted to Skyrim."

by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023

Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All

Skyrim

by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrim

When an individual performs a rim job to another individual while skydiving or base jumping.

guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"

by everydayimskyrimmin November 2, 2011