shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.

"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."

by JoRoMo December 10, 2009

Skitzo

A person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.

My diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.

by keags ma teags February 26, 2011

The Skits

Firstly the Irish midlands are notorious for their their poor music quaility (Joe Dolan,Simon Casey etc.).Fortunately 'The Skits' are here to save the midland from cheesy pop and mutant vegtetables!
The Band is already supported by the Fabulous Arthur,Kyle,Mark,Rory and Stephen.But for someone to be defined as 'The Skits'.hey MUST:
1:Love Interpol.
2:Have their hair moosed to their left.
3:Have super stylish white shoes.
4:Have a proper MAN's jacket (or a pink anorak).
5:And must be in a group of five with each member copying each others styles as shown above.
In a nutshell,how good of a band are they??
If 'The Skits' were Jack Bauer,the show would of been of been called '6'

Chuck Norris asked if he could play his beard for 'The Skits'.
But he was rejected as 'The Skits' told him that he wasn't masculine enough for 'The Skits'.

by Karol DD August 29, 2007

skitsofranic

Someone who almost has no control over what they do or say.(please reffer to unknown on the defination real rose.)

lalalalalalalalalalala

by real rose May 20, 2003

skitsing out

wen uv smoked a lot of dope or had otha drugs and u get scared and paniky or not know where u are or something like that

light wieght:'oh man this is wierd im scared.'
other guy:'oh man ur SKITSING OUT.'

by yo yo yo December 24, 2004

skinson

small. Comes from the word 'Chachkinson'. Everything that is great, small in proportions.

Skinson, if you were a fish you'd be an algae-eater.

by wo0h February 9, 2008

Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.

Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

by Themathblaster November 1, 2013