airplane skirt

A skirt so short that when the girl bends over you can see the cockpit.

I was a frequent flyer, so the stewardess showed me she had on an airplane skirt and then let me join the mile high club.

by Pareeha March 29, 2004

beef skirts

An extreme case of elongated labia majoras.

Tammy was so hot until she took down her pants and her beefskirts hit the floor..

by d bo April 21, 2004

lifting the skirt

To smoke all the residue left in the neck of a meth pipe.

Don't let Matt near my pipe, he's always lifting the skirt.

by goreykimi December 9, 2008

blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear

"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)

by wfk1961 September 29, 2015

ass skirt

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

by ohnooo July 31, 2006

Gosford Skirt

Named after the city of Gosford in Australia, which is just south of a place called 'The Entrance'. These skirts are so aptly named because the skirt is just below "The Entrance".

Check out how short he skirt is! Definately a Gosford Skirt.

by YouCantBeSerious05 July 5, 2011

skirvin

A god among the people around him. Being able to bench 500+ with his pinkies. He takes his enemies to the woodshed and beats the living shit out of them.

Beta male" yo dude don't mess with that guy he is such a skirvin"
Beta male 2 " OH damn dude"

by MrLahey December 11, 2017