Skip to main content

Skipper

A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
by No skippers January 20, 2009
mugGet the Skipper mug.

titti skipper

1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite

2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import
ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him

ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.
by ChivaMex408 April 21, 2009
mugGet the titti skipper mug.
Related Words

Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
by SophieBee October 7, 2012
mugGet the Salad Skipper mug.

Skipper

Professional who takes dick
She is a real skipper, everyone knows her
by PJBoy June 24, 2015
mugGet the Skipper mug.

skipper

Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
by kire December 29, 2007
mugGet the skipper mug.

Skipper

The nickname for a child with awesome everything.
Jimmy says to rico, "Skipper is the chillest dude ever."
by Skipper :) September 5, 2010
mugGet the Skipper mug.

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them
Skipper is Fat and Old.
by asdf April 23, 2004
mugGet the Skipper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email