stodge

1. A grouchy old man.
2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"
2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

by Stodge 1 and Stodge 2 January 2, 2009

Sitcodrama

A 30 to 60 minute television program with both the humor of a sitcom and the tension of a drama

Have you seen that new sitcodrama?

by StampedCrane June 1, 2006

Sitdram

Similar to the sitcom, the sitdram is a situational drama.

"dude, did you check out the new sitdram on tv last night?

No way man, I don't watch that crap."

by Striker0528 December 16, 2008

Stoddering

When a conversation is in action and one wants to contribute to the discussion, but is left stammering when another individual speaks before them.

Everyone does stoddering, it is a normal part of human conversation.

Robert: Why does that girl always eat bacon zebra cakes?
Wesley: I dunno, bu-
Colton: DID ANY OF YOU GUYS CHECK DAT KNEW SKYRIM GAMERPLAY?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Wesley: ju-ju-duh-duh, faggot
Robert: Damn Wesley, you just were stoddering hard

by Crackbabysanders May 3, 2013

Liquid Sitdowns

The act of destroying a toilet with your recum usually leaving you sore, red and disorientated. This can sometimes be a result of IBS, Indian food etc

Xanthe had the worst liquid sitdowns after last night, she sounded like she was dying

by Farkuss October 13, 2010

Stoddart

A mean-lean pooping machine. Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

I totally got the best Stoddart last night!

by Jim Bob Nugget November 27, 2010

stodge

The dough cleaned out of the bowl at a bakery or bread-shop at the end of the day, then carefully wrapped and put in the dumpster where some economical person might retrieve it. Keeps for ages, is tasty, with sultanas, cheese, ham sometimes.

I don't have to buy stuff, I just get stodge every now and then.

by mangovega May 6, 2010