Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020

simul-tetris

A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.

A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao

by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020

Penis Simulator

sooo like dude its like a penis thats in a simulator for you sex deprived idiots on the internet

im gonna go play penis simulator

by AshiaTheIdiot March 20, 2022

Yandere Simulator

A coding language where it is regarded by most experts as " holy fuck that's like, Italian spaghetti ", due to the fact the language consists of mostly "if" and "else" statements, it is extremely slow and only runs on unity engine.
Yandere Simulator was made by Alex Mahan in April 2014, compared to other game engines such as Toby Fox, or Scott Cawthon, Yandere Simulator is a slug.
In conclusion Yandere Simulator is one of the least effective coding languages ever.

Wow, that guys uses Yandere Simulator to code his game? What an idiot!

by That1PiePerson October 29, 2020

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

fella simulator

a toy used by women for pleasure in abscence of a man

rampant rabbit to see 1 go to anne summers or if u live in selby good vibrations

by baddass mofo January 21, 2005

Cat Simulator

Cat Simulator is a fun first person-cat video game. Your goal is to chase rats and mice, break things, eat, and do other things that cats do...

I love playing Cat Simulator

by Game mode 0 September 11, 2019