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Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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the simpsons

perhaps the greatest thing ever to happen to weekdays and sunday nights at 8. Seasons 4-12 were the golden years. THe early ones were kinda stupid, and the later ones aren't as witty and clever, but i must love it to the end.
Haha, i have seen every single simpsons episode ever made multiple times
by Frost October 16, 2004
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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
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Was a definition created by keppp in May 13, 2021 to make the text in Watermelon Sugar, BLUE TEXT
The definition is pretty hated since 34% hated the definition because isn't an actual definition (even if actual definitions are pretty rare compared to definitions like "Nice" or "Mine is small" lol)
_(* ̄0 ̄)ノ -whatever
Yes that was STUPID now read the example:
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has..." - DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer
LOL LETS DEFINE THAT TO MAKE THE TEXT BLUE!- keppp
UD Editors: ok
And that is why"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has" & "faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." are blue

THE END (sorry)!!
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OJ Simpson

Nigga that got away.
by KML09 December 28, 2008
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Ashley Simpson

by Mr Twirly July 15, 2008
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