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to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008
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Shmeow

What does Shmeow look like?

* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.

How is Shmeow used?

* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.

* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.

* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.

* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.

Who uses Shmeow?

* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."

How does Shmeow get into the United States?

* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.

* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.

* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
Shmeow now or Shmeow later? SHMEOW ALL THE TIME!
Shmeooooow?
Shmeow me!!!!
by Shmylers bestfriend; Kqueen October 29, 2009
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Diane Simmons

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!
by Rock DJ December 3, 2004
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Simion

He is very smart when it wants to be, he is very friendly when he likes/knows you can be very talkative when open about his feelings towards you

Must be great to have a Simion in your life!!!
Omg is that a Simion he’s so hawttt
by Rawrunderluv December 13, 2020
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simolean

The currency used in the popular "Sims" series of computer games by Maxis / Electronic Arts.

The § symbol is used to define the currency. The § symbol appears in place of $ when typed within the game when using a standard keyboard.

A simolean is presumably made up of 100 'somethings' but I do not believe that the fraction has ever been given a name. Simcent or Simolette perhaps?
That pink flamingo is worth §7 if you buy them in bulk.

Woohoo I just got §564 for a large supreme pizza.
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Shmeow

Shmeowing is not intercourse, it's lightly tapping a vaginal or anal hole with your penis.
Girl: I am so hot right now, too bad we are in public with our friends.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
by ahmandaplz February 19, 2014
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Alicia Simmons

the girl that played bass for from first to last, also engaged to mikey way
Alicia Simmons played on first half of dead by dawn tour
by Dainel April 22, 2006
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