the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.
TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.
by DOC 09 October 18, 2010
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by AKassassasin December 19, 2018
Get the The sheldo mug.The triumvirate of Dean Ambrose; Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. (Two independent wrestlers, and one powerhouse with a great heritage that has proven himself.)
They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
They fight for justice, and have been making waves in the WWE, taking out Sheamus, Cena, Ryback, and many other formerly untouchable babyfaces.
5 year old 'Damn! that stupid Shield just beat up John Cena. John Cena is superman! He is justice! They're evil!'
Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'
Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'
Smark: 'Well kiddo, you're going to have to BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD! Ha Ha Ha'
Mark: 'Yeah man, I mean seriously, I can't believe WWE haven't ruined the Shield yet, they've even beaten the babyfaces like Cena; Ryback, Sheamus and Orton'
by The Abear 53 April 13, 2013
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by Marwaprinses February 23, 2017
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Get the neck shield mug.Primitive psycological protection ladies often put in an attempt to ward of those they consider creeps and/or misfits. Can usually be broken down by refusing to acknowledge the actual relevance of a bitch shield, hence making the imaginary self-defense device irrelevant.
This lady had her bitch shield up at the dinner party, by teasing her about its usefullness I broke through it and won her trust.
by Emmanuel left a Definition October 15, 2006
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When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.
Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.
Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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