Sidewinder

A female who walks bow-legged after a night of rigorous sex.

"I turned my girlfriend into a sidewinder, after last night!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Sidewinder

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

sidewinder

To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!

by colleen the colon January 28, 2005

Sidewinder

someone who dresses like a bumblebee, stands too far from the urinail,leans too far forward,looks around too much and pisses on their chin.

dam i had to take a pee, but there was sidwinder so i went to the second floor.

by paul March 23, 2004

Somalian Sidewinder

when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).

Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......

by Poon Toon April 10, 2008

sidewinder

A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."

Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.

by Ru Ru September 13, 2008