gaussian sideburns

Sideburns like the incredibly famous and arguably the greatest mathematician of all time Carl Friedrich Gauss.

" Yo Gauss is looking sexy with those gaussian sideburns”

“I Fucking know right”

by ItsMathsnotMath October 22, 2023

sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

bikini sideburn

When someone wears a bikini at the beach and doesn't shave their privates.

"Yo do you see that bikini sideburn?! It's like Cousin Itt moved in!"
"From the looks of that bikini sideburn, she's waiting for the bird's eggs to hatch!"
"That Bikini Sideburn looks like Hulk Hogan's hairline!!!!! SICK"

by SheevaAf August 21, 2015

sideburned

To be placed in a difficult situation as a result of your own foolish actions

NOW YOU'RE SIDEBURNED

by SumRandomName March 22, 2025

Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region

Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked

by Jimpson October 30, 2020

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015