scrum methodology

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

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Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

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scrumchucking

Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom.

After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucking like you wouldn't believe.

by ViciouJ April 29, 2004

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Scrumbelina

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

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Sarum

Sweet and cute but a complete dick at the exact same time

Mel - ¡OMG! DID U SEE SARUM TODAY HES SOOOO HOTTT

Chloe - Yeah but he’s such a dick to me and he’s probably dating 5 girls right now.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY FROM THE BISHOP WOODSWORTH SCHOOL XOXO

by Chloo is a hoee May 13, 2019

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