An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.
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"The cops are using shokads again."
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Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"
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