by Sean February 16, 2005
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In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
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by Sotelo May 11, 2016
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Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011
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2. command for fetch, usually used for dogs.
3. specific undergroud drug, called as well as Shipel, Minnie, Goblin or Shovel. The drugs effects may affect user with acoustic dellusions as sudden sound of Skype call, also, insomnia, zombie-like states;
some users were affected by paroxysm of laughter, or conniption, depending on the nature of the user.
2. command for fetch, usually used for dogs.
3. specific undergroud drug, called as well as Shipel, Minnie, Goblin or Shovel. The drugs effects may affect user with acoustic dellusions as sudden sound of Skype call, also, insomnia, zombie-like states;
some users were affected by paroxysm of laughter, or conniption, depending on the nature of the user.
1. "Have you played with Shopel again?"
"Yes, that guy is either boosted or retarded troll!"
"IKR. The guy is giving me cancer."
2. "Lexxie, shopel!"
3."Have you heard that?!"
"YEP. "
"Somebody´s calling you on skype bud."
"NOPE. Thats Shopel."
"Yes, that guy is either boosted or retarded troll!"
"IKR. The guy is giving me cancer."
2. "Lexxie, shopel!"
3."Have you heard that?!"
"YEP. "
"Somebody´s calling you on skype bud."
"NOPE. Thats Shopel."
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