shnarf

an expression to convey or describe feelings of grumpiness, crankiness, impatience, selfishness, and snobbery. can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective. it can be used very flexibly.

"johnny's being such a shnarf today. what a jerk."
"i shnarfed the teller our at the bank for not correcting my balance of a million dollars."
"ooh, shnarfie."

by la princessa March 2, 2009

shnarf

shnarf-(v)- to hit, hurt, or injur somone or something

im funna shnarf you in da fo'head if you dont get ya greasy fried chicken hands off my boo nukka

by boxerboy137 July 7, 2006

Shnarf

Its a word used to negate something said that is otherwise pretentious or seamed know-it-all-ish. usually said in a sarcastic, demeaning tone.

Person 1: well you see the shark doesn't just eat people, like "you" say.

Person 2: Shnarf

by Teilar October 2, 2008

Shnurf

Means to fuck up something/make a mistake, or gay.

Timmy:"I just Shnurfed"
Tom:"How?"
Timmy: "I forgot the rubber"

by gamer1234212 May 13, 2021

Shnerf

when a person is acting gay or doing gay activities and you want to partake, then you may consider shnerfing.

Often times relates to boy/man/dude/guy kissing via Dude Smooch.

The Act Of Shnerfing
The Art Of Shnerfing

Hey Boogaloo ill Shnerf ya good!

by BoldAsLove January 7, 2010

shnirt

A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt.
Usually at parties when talking to someone important.
Shirt+Snot=Shnirt

Ted:Achoo!
Joe:Hey Ted you got a shnirt!

by Nunya Buisness August 16, 2006

Shnarf

A small noise made by imagining yourself as a small caring animal from a far-off planet.
A caring gesture when expressed to others.

"You've made me a calendar of yourself in strange pants!!! Wow, Shnarf!!!"

by Emma Friendship October 6, 2008