the wickid witch of northmont high schools language arts department that get joy and entertainment out of students pain and agony and laughs when students fail tests, and die. she has a jar of ashes sitting on her desk from past problem students, i am fortunate not to be one of those students.
your such a schmalhofer. you son of a schmalhofer. look at that schmalhofer. look at me im a schmalhofer * bites off the head of a student and puts their ashes in a jar on her desk*
by ye olde gregore December 31, 2008
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I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.
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when spoken, means a swiss type house. written or physical form means, mom, provider, lover of coffee.
if properly motivated, one can perform beyond any mans expectations. if shalai wants to talk, no ones a better talker, if shalai wants to love, no ones a better lover, if shalai wants to work, no ones a better worker, and if shalai wants to fight...no ones a better fighter! a shalai is the only thing capable of defeating a (mike) or (michael), except maybe a (megan).
when spoken, means a swiss type house. written or physical form means, mom, provider, lover of coffee.
if properly motivated, one can perform beyond any mans expectations. if shalai wants to talk, no ones a better talker, if shalai wants to love, no ones a better lover, if shalai wants to work, no ones a better worker, and if shalai wants to fight...no ones a better fighter! a shalai is the only thing capable of defeating a (mike) or (michael), except maybe a (megan).
1)we looked at a swiss shalai house
2)nothing is cuter than a shalai in the morning
3)there will always be a mike, who will do anything for a shalai
2)nothing is cuter than a shalai in the morning
3)there will always be a mike, who will do anything for a shalai
by musicman82 February 12, 2010
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she said something, then he said something... then she had a go and he shouted and there was a whole big shalala
she said something, then he said something... then she had a go and he shouted and there was a whole big shalala
by moronnumber2 July 14, 2009
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A nickname given to those who are called sam, or samuel. Pronounced like pamalar, but with a S.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
Ususally are right muppets, or behave like Fools. The name itself however is a privilage, and if you get called such a name you should be eternally greatfull. Samalar's are usually funny creatures, rather small and funny looking.
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I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019
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