Shmal

1. Very Sexy

2. A Big, Black, and Beautiful person

3. Being voluminous in the crotchal region

4. Another form of Viagra

1. Daaaamn he/she is shmal, I would love to spread butter on that bod!

2. I usually don't discriminate against who I date, but I LOVE dating Shmals.

3. WHOA, he's got a shmal bulge coming from those pants! His father must be a horse!

4. If you have a hard time getting your thudee up, just get a shmal!

by Anonymous xxxxx April 17, 2009

shmal move

the act of stealing money from a friend that you just found dead, preferably by hanging

damn, that's a shmal move stealing from jeremy who just died

by schmalpal December 7, 2011

al shmal

someone who has a problem in the vaginal area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man

yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time

check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their

by doubLetroubLe119 June 13, 2009

semaluhtounuyulohowwah

The gibberish sounds from the song Send My Love by Adele, often played for laughs specifically Lois puking on stewie

Lois: Pork belly Stewie
Stewie: *laughing*
Lois: *Pukes*
Stewie: semaluhtounuyulohowwah

by BlooJelly March 22, 2023

Shalagha

Someone that imitates you and is aggressive (Synonym of Bandari). Hobbies include crying, being dumb, using the fictional brain at times, etc. Not to forget, small but cute. :)
A universal word, can be used whenever you feel like.

Get lost or stop acting like Shalagha.

by Hercules_s November 15, 2011

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

shmalien

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.

How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien

by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010