Shmal

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1. Very Sexy

2. A Big, Black, and Beautiful person

3. Being voluminous in the crotchal region

4. Another form of Viagra

1. Daaaamn he/she is shmal, I would love to spread butter on that bod!

2. I usually don't discriminate against who I date, but I LOVE dating Shmals.

3. WHOA, he's got a shmal bulge coming from those pants! His father must be a horse!

4. If you have a hard time getting your thudee up, just get a shmal!

Shmal by Anonymous xxxxx April 17, 2009

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shmal move

the act of stealing money from a friend that you just found dead, preferably by hanging

damn, that's a shmal move stealing from jeremy who just died

shmal move by schmalpal December 7, 2011

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al shmal

someone who has a problem in the vaginal area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man

yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time

check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their

al shmal by doubLetroubLe119 June 13, 2009

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semaluhtounuyulohowwah

The gibberish sounds from the song Send My Love by Adele, often played for laughs specifically Lois puking on stewie

Lois: Pork belly Stewie
Stewie: *laughing*
Lois: *Pukes*
Stewie: semaluhtounuyulohowwah

semaluhtounuyulohowwah by BlooJelly March 22, 2023

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Shalagha

Someone that imitates you and is aggressive (Synonym of Bandari). Hobbies include crying, being dumb, using the fictional brain at times, etc. Not to forget, small but cute. :)
A universal word, can be used whenever you feel like.

Get lost or stop acting like Shalagha.

Shalagha by Hercules_s November 15, 2011

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Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

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shmalien

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.

How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien

shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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